What kind of spam mail do you guys get?
I know I'm way over 30 ... but what the heck?
I know I'm way over 30 ... but what the heck?
How over the hill do they think I am anyway?
Pat Boone? Why are you sending me this?
My parents love you ... but I really don't need a walk-in tub.
C'mon.
Have you seen me? I seriously could lose 20 pounds just by
shaving my hair off. I will never need this!
The Scooter Store? Give me a break.
Yeah I fall off my roof once in awhile ... but I'm not injured enough
or old enough for a scooter.
Aaargh!
Okay... this one isn't really about getting older ... but it's just plain disgusting.
Enough already! If I ever find myself single ... I ain't going here ...
just because they keep bugging me.
I'm gonna be a cougar.
just because they keep bugging me.
I'm gonna be a cougar.
Okay... it's true ... I haven't seen 30 for awhile.
***Please all you youngsters out there ... don't hit "Unlike" all at once***
But man ... after I reading these emails I start to feel like I'm 90.
I don't have a gray hair on my head. ***Okay I do dye it a little***
I have a 4 year old son. *** Okay he does have 4 legs***
But stop the crazy spam ... you're freaking me out!
3 comments:
I haven't gotten spam like that lately. Just lots of cheating wives, and enlargement emails.
I would much rather have these emails than what I'm getting.
I would also like to know what sites I'm going to that send me said emails and stop visiting those sites altogether.
I haven't gotten spam like that lately. Just lots of cheating wives, and enlargement emails.
I would much rather have these emails than what I'm getting.
I would also like to know what sites I'm going to that send me said emails and stop visiting those sites altogether.
Lol that's funny! I hate the spam mail I get: dating sites, diet programs, beauty gimmicks, knockoffs, etc. If I ever got one of those scooter emails, I might just buy one!
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