Spam is Killing my Mojo

Tuesday, May 15

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What kind of spam mail do you guys get?
I know I'm way over 30 ... but what the heck?   
How over the hill do they think I am anyway?


Pat Boone?  Why are you sending me this?
My parents love you ... but I really don't need a walk-in tub.
C'mon.

Have you seen me?  I seriously could lose 20 pounds just by 
shaving my hair off.  I will never need this!


The Scooter Store?  Give me a break.  
Yeah I fall off my roof once in awhile ... but I'm not injured enough 
 or old enough for a scooter.
Aaargh!

Okay... this one isn't really about getting older ... but it's just plain disgusting.


Enough already!   If I ever find myself single ... I ain't going here ...
just because they keep bugging me.
I'm gonna be a cougar.

Okay... it's true ... I haven't seen 30 for awhile.  
***Please all you youngsters out there ... don't hit "Unlike" all at once***
But man ... after I reading these emails I start to feel like I'm 90.

I don't have a gray hair on my head.   ***Okay I do dye it a little***
I have a 4 year old son.   *** Okay he does have 4 legs***

But stop the crazy spam ... you're freaking me out!



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3 comments:

JJ said...

I haven't gotten spam like that lately. Just lots of cheating wives, and enlargement emails.

I would much rather have these emails than what I'm getting.

I would also like to know what sites I'm going to that send me said emails and stop visiting those sites altogether.

JJ said...

I haven't gotten spam like that lately. Just lots of cheating wives, and enlargement emails.

I would much rather have these emails than what I'm getting.

I would also like to know what sites I'm going to that send me said emails and stop visiting those sites altogether.

frikken DUCKIE said...

Lol that's funny! I hate the spam mail I get: dating sites, diet programs, beauty gimmicks, knockoffs, etc. If I ever got one of those scooter emails, I might just buy one!

♥ Duckie.

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