No more peas ... Parker's resolution!

Tuesday, January 3

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I got an email from my grandson  Parker Rhodes.
He begged me to come to his rescue ... that's what grandmas are for.

It seems my little Pdawg has a few bones to pick with his dad and mom ...
and he included a video to back up his claims.
If that weren't enough ... he sent me a few of his
2012 Resolutions.

Baby Parker's 2012 New Years Demands
 ... Resolutions

1.  Visit my  Bibi Becky  for at least a week every month.

2.  Wear my "I heart Grandma" onesie in all photos.

3.  Eat only  pears  and  peaches.

4.  Never at any time eat PEAS!

As a loving grandma ... I think these are reasonable demands resolutions.
But in case you feel I might be making this up ... I'll let Parker speak for himself.
I have to warn you this video is shocking.  It is currently unrated ...
and it does contain heart-wrenching ... graphic material.

Did you see the agony?  

Well ... I must do something!  Are you with me?
I'm selling these buttons to raise funds to  free Parker from tyranny.
By  purchasing a button  you will help Parker and his grandma escape to a
non-vegetable beach-side resort ... to live without fear of reprisal.

Choose either one of these artistically crafted buttons.
Buy  one for $19.95 ... or ... two for $56.00
Your purchase is ... of course ... tax deductible.

No vegetable dye was used in the printing of these buttons.
Buy several and wear them with pride.
Spread the word.

Thank you for your support.

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Kassi at Truly Lovely said...

Oh my goodness! This is hilarious! The poor little guy! ;) Thanks for the follow and visit over at Truly Lovely!

Gina Rodriguez said...

OMG! Soooooooooooooooo Funnnnnny!

Poor ...
Poor Lil Parker!

After the first & second gag, they should of stopped torturing him... Heck, Peas make me gag toooooo!

Revolt Parker! I'm in,,, Lets free Parker from this tyrannical dictatorship!

the hollie rogue said...

so funny! what a cutie you have :) thanks for linking up!

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