I got an email from my grandson Parker Rhodes.
He begged me to come to his rescue ... that's what grandmas are for.
It seems my little Pdawg has a few bones to pick with his dad and mom ...
and he included a video to back up his claims.
If that weren't enough ... he sent me a few of his
Baby Parker's 2012 New Years
1. Visit my Bibi Becky for at least a week every month.
2. Wear my "I heart Grandma" onesie in all photos.
3. Eat only pears and peaches.
4. Never at any time eat PEAS!
As a loving grandma ... I think these are reasonable
But in case you feel I might be making this up ... I'll let Parker speak for himself.
I have to warn you this video is shocking. It is currently unrated ...
and it does contain heart-wrenching ... graphic material.
Did you see the agony?
Well ... I must do something! Are you with me?
I'm selling these buttons to raise funds to free Parker from tyranny.
By purchasing a button you will help Parker and his grandma escape to a
non-vegetable beach-side resort ... to live without fear of reprisal.
Choose either one of these artistically crafted buttons.
Buy one for $19.95 ... or ... two for $56.00.
Your purchase is ... of course ... tax deductible.
No vegetable dye was used in the printing of these buttons.
Buy several and wear them with pride.
Spread the word.
Thank you for your support.